The Pilot Episode

Oh, hey.

Welcome to our blog. You may be confused as to the purpose of this blog. That makes three of us. It's okay if you didn't understand that last comment, Ava didn't either.

Basically, we wanted to give you a few minutes each day to spend some quality time in our heads. You're welcome. We were thinking that it would be somewhere between a sitcom, a journal, a funny commentator show, a circus, a how-to article, a dramedy, a reality show, and a chick flick. As you can see, our concept is very fluid. Basically, our goal is to brighten your week with our amusing anecdotes and witty repartee. Again, you're welcome.

We hope you enjoy your soon-to-be daily dive into our world. What will this consist of you ask?

Ava: "I'm sad I didn't get to see you this weekend!"

Paige: "You did."

Ava: "...what?"

We think this explains a lot. Ava and Ashleigh are sorority sisters at the University of Texas who have been blessed with an excellent sense of humor (that few people fully appreciate), a lot of free time, and an overwhelming desire to tell everyone about our awesome lives.

Ava is a sophomore, is 5'2", and is known for making ridiculous comments that usually end up as facebook quotes on Ashleigh's page. She enjoys Sig Epic evenings, long intimate O-chem sessions at the PCL, and eating queso at the sorority house in the wee hours of the morning. Despite this Persian Princess's striking appearance, her inability to consort with the opposite sex provides hours of anecdotal entertainment for all.

Ashleigh, better known as Schap-a-licious, is a quirky freshmen known for her excitement over very, very mundane things. She always looks fierce. She always wins spring fling queen. And her inability to keep a phone for longer than two weeks is why we love her. Ashleigh's roommate Caitlin is very excited that she has a new outlet for, "stupid comments that have nothing to do with [her] and have nothing to do with [her] life."

We think that's a wrap.